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Seriously...this year, we're a bit more prepared. The zine done well in advanced. But...
What if...
1. The zines that were shipped over to Lansing, when delivered to the hotel and set on a puddle because random indoor puddles in random indoor, air-conditioned, storage spaces can occur in random sorts of times?
2. What if my wheelchair suddenly collapses, drops me on my [beep beep] and hence stuck on that lousy wad of gum on the sidewalk?
3. What if during the interim of shipping my luggage ahead to Lansing and getting there I like gained like 50 pounds and none of my clothes fit?
4. What if all our flyers has a boo boo despite checking because I was the only one checking and didn't have the two editors, four proofreaders, and a happy golden retriever backing me up?
5. What if the rooms Causeway gives us are haunted by ghosts of Denny customers past and all I packed was three packets of table salt I swiped from Larry's Golden Forest Fast Chinese Cuisine when I ordered my combo#7 (Eggplant with Spicy Tofu over rice noodles, free fake wonton soup, free psuedo fortune cookie with even faker lotto numbers. LOL.)
6. What if Causeway doesn't have cable because they didn't convert their tvs for the digital signal?
7. What if...the pilot gets lost, heads north instead of south for Lansing and we land in Vancouv--Well, okay, that's not too bad. LOL
8. What if my laptop, despite all my tech checks and proactive scans, decides it wants to be Linux instead, call itself George or gets confused whether if it would rather have XP or Vista and stops working?
9. What if I forget to pack...to pack...what was I supposed to pack?
10. What if...Bob Evans is...CLOSED?!
"Noooooooooooooo!"
LOL. Ah, MWC, let the countdown begin...
What if...
1. The zines that were shipped over to Lansing, when delivered to the hotel and set on a puddle because random indoor puddles in random indoor, air-conditioned, storage spaces can occur in random sorts of times?
2. What if my wheelchair suddenly collapses, drops me on my [beep beep] and hence stuck on that lousy wad of gum on the sidewalk?
3. What if during the interim of shipping my luggage ahead to Lansing and getting there I like gained like 50 pounds and none of my clothes fit?
4. What if all our flyers has a boo boo despite checking because I was the only one checking and didn't have the two editors, four proofreaders, and a happy golden retriever backing me up?
5. What if the rooms Causeway gives us are haunted by ghosts of Denny customers past and all I packed was three packets of table salt I swiped from Larry's Golden Forest Fast Chinese Cuisine when I ordered my combo#7 (Eggplant with Spicy Tofu over rice noodles, free fake wonton soup, free psuedo fortune cookie with even faker lotto numbers. LOL.)
6. What if Causeway doesn't have cable because they didn't convert their tvs for the digital signal?
7. What if...the pilot gets lost, heads north instead of south for Lansing and we land in Vancouv--Well, okay, that's not too bad. LOL
8. What if my laptop, despite all my tech checks and proactive scans, decides it wants to be Linux instead, call itself George or gets confused whether if it would rather have XP or Vista and stops working?
9. What if I forget to pack...to pack...what was I supposed to pack?
10. What if...Bob Evans is...CLOSED?!
"Noooooooooooooo!"
LOL. Ah, MWC, let the countdown begin...