Ten Signs To Tell You When Not To Get Out of Bed

[mrwubbles]

Ever have one of those days when you've been getting clues, hammers from the sky, frogs raining on windows that are really just telling you to don't bother to get out of bed? Well, I finally had one (you would think when I was working I would have come across more days like these) and upon reflection, when my laptop ate my SPN ficlet, it should have told me something...

Ten Signs To Tell You When Not To Get Out of Bed

1. Your laptop, each time you start a fic, flickers and gives you the Blue Screen of Death and the error: 'Hardware Does Not Exist'. Say what?!
2. It gets so hot outside, the decal on your window melts to a sticky, gooey, adhesive mess. Not my SPN decal!
3. Turns out you don't have Goo-Gone to remove the adhesive off your window so you're stuck staring at the new Salvador Dali version of the Aerosmith logo on the window.
4. Your chocolate mocha toffee chip ice cream tastes like...vanilla.
5. That dish you ordered from across the street doesn't arrive for 45 minutes because the delivery girl got lost.
6. ...You can't find the humor in number 5 anymore. They've done this 8 times akready.
7. ...And the order came in wrong.
8. The Torchwood DVD with the episode of 'Captain Jack Harkness' skips on the dance and jumps right to creepy Star Wars extra Bilis Manger. Argh.
9. You handwash your socks and still come out with one missing!
10. Your diet Dr, Pepper really does taste like diet Dr Pepper today. -blech-
11. Your quad cane breaks...while you're using it.
12. You found that stray staple when you land on the floor.

Okay, that was twelve. -LOL- Thank God the day's finally over.